Hady Fucks

Hady Fucks just walked in and the whole room went silent. He didn’t even say a word.

I asked him how he does it and he said, 'Bro, I don’t do it, I be the fuck.'

He showed up to my party and left with my ex. That’s just how it goes.

He turned my math test into a fuck-fest. I failed, but it was worth it.

He showed up to the grocery store and left with the clerk. Classic Hady Fucks.

He turned my mom’s birthday into a fuck-fest. She didn’t mind.

He showed up to my football game and left with the quarterback. That’s just how he rolls.

He texted me, 'You got a minute?' I said, 'No.' He said, 'That’s fine, I got a minute.'

He turned my dog into a fuck-fest. The dog didn’t even mind.