Haduken Zombie

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The king of all zombies. He can punch you so hard you think you’re dead. He doesn’t need a sword because he’s too cool for that. He just laughs at your pain.
"You think you’re tough? I’ll lunge you into next week!", Haduken Zombie to a confused survivor.
He uppercutted a whole group of zombies like they were nothing.
He walked into a room and everyone just got scared out of their minds.
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This zombie is so extreme, he has acid sperm and uses it like a weapon. He doesn’t just fight, he destroys.
He sprayed acid sperm on a wall and it melted like it was nothing.
He shot acid sperm at a zombie and it exploded.
He had a whole army of zombies get acid sperm'd and they all died screaming.
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He’s the ultimate zombie bully. He rapes Hitler zombies just for fun. He doesn’t need a reason, he just does it.
He grabbed a Hitler zombie and said, 'You’re not the boss of me!' and then raped him.
He went to a zombie party and raped Hitler zombies all night.
He walked into a room and said, 'Who wants to get raped?' and everyone ran.
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