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Dan said he's a hipster. I asked him what a hipster is. He said he doesn't know but he's trying.

Dan tried to text me in all caps. I thought he was yelling. He was just being dramatic.

Dan called me a 'douchebag' because I didn't like his playlist. I called him a 'douchebag' because he had 17 playlists.

Dan said he's the best at chess. I beat him in 3 moves. He still said he was the best.

Dan took over my group chat. He sent 200 messages in 5 minutes. I left the chat.

Dan called me a 'wannabe' because I didn't like his shoes. I called him a 'wannabe' because he had 10 pairs of shoes.

Dan said he was famous. I asked who knew him. He said no one. But he still said he was famous.

Dan posted a photo of himself on Instagram. The photo was from 2015. He said it was 'vintage' and 'iconic'.

Dan sent me a DM saying he was going to be on a show. I said 'cool'. He replied with a 12-line message about how it was 'the best show ever'.