Hadorken

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A person who lives and breathes Street Fighter like it's their religion and would punch your face for not knowing the difference between Ken and Ryu.
My cousin spent $200 on Street Fighter gear and still doesn't know what Guile looks like.
I asked him if he knew what a hadoken was and he called me a 'literal noob.'
He once fought a guy in a Burger King for 10 minutes over a misplaced Hadoken combo.
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A person who's so obsessed with Street Fighter that they think they're in the game and would fight you for a combo.
He walked into a store yelling 'I'm coming for you, Sagat!' and got kicked out.
He tried to beat my mom at Street Fighter and she just laughed and said 'I've got a combo that will make you cry.'
He once missed a date because he was too busy practicing his Hadoken in the mirror.
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A person who thinks they're a Street Fighter champion and will cuss you out if you don't know what a Hadoken is.
He cussed me out in a DM because I spelled 'Hadoken' wrong.
He called my friend a 'literal disgrace' for not knowing the difference between Ken and Chun-Li.
He once beat a guy up in a park because he thought the guy was a Street Fighter noob.
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A person who lives in the Street Fighter world and would beat you up for not knowing the moves.
He beat up my dog for not knowing what a Hadoken was.
He once fought my dad for 20 minutes over a missing combo.
He tried to teach my sister how to combo and she just said 'I'm not going to do it.'
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A person who's so into Street Fighter that they think it's their life and would fight you for a Hadoken.
He once fought my teacher for a Hadoken and got suspended.
He turned my homework into a Street Fighter combo challenge.
He once said 'You're a noob' to my brother and he just walked out of the room.
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A person who's obsessed with Street Fighter and would literally die if you messed up their Hadoken combo.
He cried in my DMs because I messed up his combo.
He once fainted during a Street Fighter match.
He said 'I'll beat you up' if you don't know what a Hadoken is.
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