hadoop

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Tricking someone like they're stupid because you're smarter and more sneaky.

I had to trick my mom into thinking I did my homework when I really watched TikTok all night.

He outwitted the teacher by cheating with a phone under his desk.

She tricked her brother into eating a whole cake by pretending it was a pizza.

A giant poop explosion after eating too many Soft Taco Supremes. It might look like an elephant’s trunk and could be covered in blood. Only a data scientist can figure it out, and only a sysadmin can clean it up.

After eating 10 Soft Taco Supremes, I pooped like a dragon exploded inside me.

My coworker had a poop that looked like an elephant’s trunk and left a trail on the floor.

The data scientist said it was a ‘hadoop attack’ and the sysadmin had to mop it up.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

A big poop that happens during or after rough butt sex. It starts as ‘I had to poop’ and turns into a full-blown mess.

He pooped during butt sex and it looked like a waterfall of crap.

She pooped after rough butt sex and it was so messy, the whole room smelled like a sewer.

They said it was a hadoop because it started with ‘I had to poop’ and got out of control.

by Slangipedia 2d ago