Hadlock diet

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Instead of eating healthy you start snorting meth just to lose weight like your brain is a fat kid.
My cousin lost 30 pounds in a week and now he talks to walls.
She tried the Hadlock diet and now she thinks her dog is a spy.
He lost 20 pounds but now he can't stop yelling at the microwave.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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You skip the gym and go straight to the meth lab to burn off all your snacks.
He used the Hadlock diet to lose weight and now he's lost his mind too.
She skipped breakfast and started snorting meth like it was a second job.
He lost 15 pounds and now his mom thinks he's dead.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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You don't eat you just eat meth and hope your stomach explodes.
He tried the Hadlock diet and now his pants are falling off from all the shaking.
She lost weight but now she can't stop picking her nose in public.
He got so thin he looks like a skeleton that got caught in a blender.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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