Hadji Jerky

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A Suicide bomber’s remains after they blow themselves up so bad it looks like they were chewed up by a dog and left in the trash.
That explosion looked like a meat grinder went postal.
He went boom and now he’s like a snack for the afterlife.
She blew up so hard, it looked like she got a face lift from hell.
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What’s left of a Suicide bomber after they explode like a piñata full of curse words and guts.
That guy went up like a piñata at a middle school party.
She blew up so much, it looked like she was tossed in a blender.
He exploded so hard, it felt like a war in a lunchroom.
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When a Suicide bomber explodes so bad, it looks like they were thrown into a meat grinder and left to die.
He went boom and now he looks like a snack from a meat factory.
That explosion was like a meat grinder having a tantrum.
She blew up so hard, it was like a meat factory had a heart attack.
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