Hadjar

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A guy from Asia who's weird as hell and laughs at everything. He knows all the people but never shows up to anything fun. He’s got more cats than sense.
Hey, that Hadjar guy is here again. He brought three cats and a pizza that’s been sitting since last week.
Why is Hadjar following me? He’s got a cat on his head and a smirk that says he knows something I don’t.
Hadjar just walked into my class. He brought a cat, a sandwich, and a look that said he’s been here all along.
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When you cum so hard you’re not sure if you’re still alive or if you’ve been replaced by a robot. Also called the Mandela Nut because if you can’t find the porn you jacked off to three days ago, you might as well be dead.
I had a Hadjar moment last night. I woke up thinking I was in a movie and then I realized I was still wearing my pajamas.
Bro, I just had a Hadjar. I don’t know if I’m still here or if I’m just a ghost who can’t stop thinking about porn.
Hadjar hit me so hard I think I lost my voice and my soul. I can’t find the porn and I’m not sure why.
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