hadison

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A hot monster who will cuss you out and make you feel like dirt. She also prays to Jesus like it’s her full-time job.

Bro I just got wrecked by Hadison at the church bake sale. She said my cookies were 'bland and lifeless.'

Hadison called me at 2 AM to tell me she’s going to 'sodomize my soul' if I don’t repent.

She said my sins were 'so bad even Jesus is rolling his eyes.'

A woman who’s got the body of a goddess and the tongue of a sailor. She’s got a laugh that’ll make you cry and a heart that’s mostly made of gold.

Hadison said I was 'the worst man since Adam' but still let me borrow her car.

She texted me 'You are the worst. But I still love you.' Then sent a photo of her in a bikini.

She’s got 5 hoes in the back but still texts me every day. I don’t know how she does it.