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when hadis and posidon got drunk and decided to take over the world by farting it into existence

My math test was so bad, it felt like hadisidon was punishing me with a seaquake and a flatulent god.

I failed my science project because hadisidon decided to make the ocean explode in my face.

My mom called me a 'sea-fart' after I spilled soup on her floor and yelled at her.

when the god of death and the god of the sea had a middle school fight and ruined the entire universe

My dad got fired because hadisidon was arguing in the office and the floor shook.

I got detention because the teacher said I was 'acting like hadisidon during lunch.'

My dog ran away because he heard hadisidon screaming in the neighbor’s yard.

when hadis and posidon got together and made the world a mess because they’re both terrible at relationships

My homework got destroyed because hadisidon was fighting over who gets the last cookie.

My friend broke up with me because I said I liked hadis more than posidon.

My pet goldfish died because hadisidon threw it into the ocean.