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A woman who turns her bedroom into a sauna just to avoid the cold

She turned on her electric blanket at 8 AM and didn’t shut it off until 11 PM. Said it was ‘a personal battle.’

Her blanket is her only friend. She calls it ‘Benny.’

She once tried to sleep in a snowstorm just to prove she didn’t need her blanket. It didn’t work.

A woman who thinks her electric blanket is the reason she got a job

She told her boss she couldn’t work without her blanket. Boss said, ‘Then come back when you’re warm.’

She got a raise because she ‘heated up the office.’

She brought her blanket to work and sat in the break room like it was a throne.

A woman who would rather die than let her electric blanket go cold

She cried when her blanket ran out of battery. Said it was ‘a betrayal.’

She bought a backup blanket just in case. ‘Can’t risk it,’ she said.

She once took her blanket to the hospital with her. ‘It’s my life support,’ she told the nurse.