hadif

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He’s a nice guy, but he’s also a pain in the ass. He’s confusing, and you’ll end up liking him even if you shouldn’t. He’s smart, funny, and a bit of a child, but he’s also super dry. That’s a red flag, but it’s also kinda hot.
Why did I fall for Hadif? I have no idea. He’s like my brain’s worst enemy.
Hadif is the kind of guy who makes you want to punch him, then kiss him.
He’s dry as a bone, but I still can’t stop thinking about him.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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He’s a black man who tells dumb jokes like they’re going out of style. He’s a walking punchline.
Hadif told a joke so bad, I laughed until I cried. Then I cried because I felt stupid.
He said, 'Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of confusion.'
He told a joke so bad, my dog started barking at him.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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He’s a total looker. He’s kind, he helps people, and he’s shy at first. But once you get to know him, you’ll be head over heels. He’s also a pro footballer, and he’s got mad skills with the ball.
Hadif is the cutest guy I’ve ever seen. He’s like a dream come true.
He’s so good at football, he makes me want to quit the sport.
He’s shy at first, but once he talks, you’re stuck.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A beautiful ship between Hades and Lucifer. It’s like the love child of two fiery demons.
That ship between Hades and Lucifer? It’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.
I’d die for that ship. It’s like heaven and hell got together.
That ship is so hot, it’s like it’s on fire.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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He doesn’t care about anything. He’s a good guy, but he’s also the kind of guy who makes you want to throw things at him. He’s dry, he’s sporty, and he’s tall and good-looking.
Hadif is the kind of guy who doesn’t care if the world explodes.
He’s so sporty, he could run a marathon and still have energy left.
He’s dry, but he’s also hot.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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He’s a total looker, but his height is a problem. He’s majestic when he does planks and spins his pen. Everything about him is perfect.
Hadif is the best-looking guy in the world, but he’s too tall for my taste.
He does planks like it’s a competition. I’d lose every time.
He spins his pen like it’s a magic trick.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A ship between Hades and Lucifer. It’s like the best relationship in the underworld.
That ship between Hades and Lucifer? It’s the most perfect relationship ever.
I’d kill for that ship. It’s like heaven and hell made a baby.
That ship is so good, it’s like it’s made of fire and love.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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