Hadickulos

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so absurd it makes your brain leak out your ears
I saw a duck wearing a hat and a monocle. That’s Hadickulos.
My dad tried to explain quantum physics in a tweet. Hadickulos.
My pet goldfish started a band. Hadickulos.
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so ridiculous it should be illegal
My neighbor tried to sue the moon. Hadickulos.
I dressed my cat as a pirate. Hadickulos.
My math teacher cried during a math test. Hadickulos.
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so funny it could make a saint laugh and turn into a goat
I told a joke to a statue. It laughed. Hadickulos.
My dog solved a Rubik’s cube. Hadickulos.
I started a fight with a banana. Hadickulos.
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so wild it should have its own planet
I ate a whole pizza in one bite. Hadickulos.
I tried to fly with a kite. It worked. Hadickulos.
I taught my plants to rap. Hadickulos.
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so crazy it could make a wizard lose his magic
I tried to cook with lava. It burned my house down. Hadickulos.
I convinced my dog he was a dragon. Hadickulos.
I started a debate with a sock. Hadickulos.
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