Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To pull a Hadfield is to make a tiny problem look like a nuclear explosion.

My math test was a 65. My dad said I pulled a Hadfield.

She spilled coffee on her shirt. Now it’s a global crisis.

He got a B on his essay. He’s writing a book about it.

2

When Indie and Nu Rave get drunk and start a fight in a dance club.

My playlist just turned into a screaming match.

The DJ dropped a track and it turned into a war.

I tried to vibe, but it was chaos.

3

To be doing a Hadfield is when you’re so nervous you think you’re about to die, but then you get a little thrill from someone you like.

He was so scared before the speech he wet his pants. Then he got a standing ovation.

She was shaking before the audition, then she got a standing ovation.

He was about to pass out from stage fright, then he got a standing ovation.

4

A basic mustache made legendary by a Canadian astronaut who probably did moon landings in his sleep.

He had a mustache. Now he’s a legend.

She looked at his mustache and said, ‘You’re a legend.’

He was just a guy with a mustache. Now he’s a legend.

5

The best club ever, no matter who you ask, unless you’re one of those losers from Glenroy or Jacana.

Hadfield is the best. Everyone knows it.

Hadfield beat Glenroy again. No one’s surprised.

Hadfield is the best club. Jacana is a joke.

6

A guy who’s too bisexual to have friends and probably watches porn in the shower.

He’s so bisexual he doesn’t need friends.

He’s too busy watching porn to have friends.

He’s so into bisexuality he doesn’t know what friends are.

7

When a freshman thinks he’s a king just because he started a football team and now he’s the manager.

He started a football team and now he’s the king.

He’s the manager and thinks he’s a god.

He made a team and now he’s the most important person ever.