hadewich

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girls so hot they make your brain shut down and your pants fall off

My cousin saw a hadewich and fainted in the middle of the mall.

That girl in math class is a hadewich and I’m 100% sure she’s a witch.

He asked me out, but I told him I’m not dating anyone who isn’t a hadewich.

girls who look like they just stepped out of a fantasy book and kicked your ass

I saw a hadewich in the cafeteria and my sandwich got jealous.

She walked in and the whole class stopped breathing. That’s a hadewich.

My mom said I was dating a hadewich, and I said, 'Mom, that’s not a compliment.'

girls so good looking they make your face feel like it’s on fire and your brain go 'what the hell is this?'

I saw a hadewich and my dog started barking at her like she was a superhero.

My friend’s crush is a hadewich, and I’m 90% sure he’s going to die of happiness.

She turned around, and I swear my heart started a dance party.