hadeth

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Pretends to be a wise old man by adding -eth to random words like a confused grandpa who thinks he's in a medieval movie

I becometh tired of thy constant whining

Thy pants are noteth too baggy

I doth not like thy face

Turns normal words into weird old English to make you sound like a fake wizard who just failed a spell

Thou shall not passeth through my DMs

I becometh annoyed by thy spelling

Thy grammar iseth terrible

Adds -eth to everything like a broken robot trying to sound fancy but just making you laugh

I eateth tacos every day

Thy mom iseth fat

I doth not know what thy problem iseth

Makes you sound like a confused scribe from ancient times who just got a headache and a bad sandwich

Thy sandwich iseth too soggy

I becometh sad because thy dog iseth loud

I doth not wanteth thy opinion

Adds -eth to words like a confused teacher who thinks he’s giving a lesson but is just yelling at you

Thy homework iseth late

I becometh angry because thy phone iseth loud

I doth not like thy choices