Hades Hook

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When you’re dry as a desert and your only hope is a bottle of Tabasco. You slather it on like it’s gold and give her the hook so hard it feels like hell.
My roommate tried to give me the Hades Hook with ketchup. I’m still sore.
I used Tabasco like it was lube and I still managed to get the hook in.
Tabasco is my new lube. I don’t need no fancy stuff.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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You’re stuck with no lube and only a Tabasco bottle. You rub it on like it’s your last chance and give her the hook like it’s a death sentence.
Used Tabasco like it was lube. She laughed, but I still got the hook in.
Tabasco was my lube. She said it tasted like hell.
No lube, no problem. Tabasco and the hook got the job done.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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