Hadered

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When a celeb or athlete gets roasted for old tweets that are super gross, like calling people racists, sexists, or homewreckers. Named after Josh Hader, who got roasted for his dumb high school rants during the 2018 MLB All-Star Game.
'I used to call girls 'fat lumps' and 'dumb cows.' I was 13. I was stupid.'
'I called my teacher 'a fat bald man with no life.' He still hates me.'
'I posted that 'all black people are lazy.' I was 14. I was a dumbass.'
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When someone loses all their cool and makes everyone watching lose their mind, laugh until they cry, or just plain die from laughing.
'He tripped on a banana peel and screamed like a little girl.'
'He tried to do a backflip and fell into a puddle.'
'He tried to kiss a cow and ended up face-first in the mud.'
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An Egyptian word meaning ‘a beautiful waterfall’, it’s so pretty, you’ll remember it even after you’re dead and buried.
'I saw this waterfall and cried like a baby.'
'This waterfall is so good, I want to live there forever.'
'I saw it once and forgot my own name.'
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This is the best. There’s no other option. You just accept it.
'This pizza is the best. No debate.'
'This movie is the best. Period.'
'This concert was the best. I’ll die happy.'
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A person who is funny, cool, and super nice. He makes everything better just by being there.
'He told a joke and I laughed so hard I cried.'
'He helped me with my math and I failed anyway.'
'He made the whole class laugh with one line.'
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A brand-new SNL cast member who is a total beast. He was discovered by Megan Mullally, got an audition, and blew everyone away with how awesome he is. He’s the next Will Ferrell, way better than Andy Samberg.
'He did a bit about dogs and I died laughing.'
'He made a joke about my mom and I’m still mad.'
'He said I look like a sad potato and I will never forgive him.'
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A super-talented impressionist and actor who’s been in every funny movie for the past five years. He’s on SNL and is so cool, people think he’s a legend. He’s also super nice and actually likes you.
'He did a perfect Al Pacino and I screamed.'
'He did a Seth Rogen and I cried from laughing.'
'He did a Stefon and I got a new life plan.'
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