Hadera

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A loud outside person who secretly craves silence like a fat kid craves candy. Eats like a horse and hugs like a drunk man at a bar. Clearly Jewish, obviously.
I love being loud, but I also love being quiet. It’s like being a superhero who also likes naps.
I can eat a whole pizza by myself and still have room for dessert. Don’t ask me how.
I hug people so hard, sometimes I think I might break them. And I’m proud of it.
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An extrovert who acts like an introvert when they’re not busy stuffing their face. Hugs are their love language. And they can’t hide their Jewish roots if they tried.
I’m not shy, I just like to be alone sometimes. It’s like being a party animal who also needs alone time.
I eat so much, I could be a food group. And I’m not ashamed.
I hug people like they’re my long-lost cousins. And I don’t care if they’re confused.
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