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A guy who looks like a baby but has the sexual energy of a wild dog. He can get hard faster than you can say 'bathroom break' but can take hours to actually finish.
He walked into class and asked if anyone wanted to 'study together', and no one knew what he meant.
He texted me at 3 AM saying, 'I can't sleep, I'm too hard.'
He tried to flirt with the principal and got sent to the office, but not before showing off his hard-on.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A guy who looks sweet but is basically a walking erection. He gets hard in a second but takes forever to cum, like he's trying to save it for later.
He tried to sneak into the library to 'read quietly' but got caught with a hard-on.
He texted me during church and said, 'I can't focus, I'm too hard.'
He asked the teacher if he could 'go to the bathroom', and came back with a hard-on.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A guy who looks innocent but has the sexual energy of a raging beast. He can get hard in a flash but can take all day to actually cum, like he’s holding back for the best moment.
He walked into the cafeteria and said, 'I'm too hard to eat lunch.'
He tried to text me during math and said, 'I can't do fractions, I'm too hard.'
He asked the principal if he could 'use the restroom', and came out with a hard-on.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A guy who looks like a angel but has the sexual energy of a demon. He gets hard faster than you can say 'bathroom break' but takes forever to actually cum, like he's saving it for a special occasion.
He tried to flirt with the janitor and got caught with a hard-on.
He texted me during gym class and said, 'I can't run, I'm too hard.'
He walked into the hallway and said, 'I need a minute, I'm too hard.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A guy who looks like a baby but has the sexual energy of a wild beast. He can get hard in a second but takes all day to actually cum, like he’s trying to outlast the entire school.
He tried to flirt with the substitute teacher and got sent to the office.
He texted me during science and said, 'I can't do experiments, I'm too hard.'
He walked into the lunchroom and said, 'I'm too hard to eat.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A guy who looks innocent but is basically a walking erection. He gets hard in a flash but can take forever to actually cum, like he's trying to stretch it out for the whole day.
He tried to flirt with the librarian and got caught with a hard-on.
He texted me during history and said, 'I can't do timelines, I'm too hard.'
He walked into the hallway and said, 'I need a minute, I'm too hard.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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