Hadembes

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A guy who’s always messing with you but still your best friend. He’s got a smart mouth and a soft heart. He’ll laugh at your dumb jokes and call you a idiot but still show up when you need him most.
"You’re a idiot," he said. Then he brought me soup when I was sick.
"I don’t care if you’re a idiot, I still like you," he said after I messed up his hair.
He called me a idiot in front of everyone, then texted me later: "You’re my favorite idiot."
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A guy who acts like he doesn’t care but secretly loves you. He’ll make fun of you but still be there when you need him. He’s got a smart mouth and a heart of gold.
He called me a idiot in front of my crush. Then he texted me: "You’re still my favorite."
He said I was a idiot for failing the test. Then he helped me study all night.
He said I was a idiot for eating the last slice of pizza. Then he brought me a whole pizza the next day.
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A guy who’s got a sense of humor and a heart full of crap. He’ll insult you but still be there when you need him. He’s got a smart mouth and a soft spot for you.
He called me a idiot for falling off the couch. Then he laughed so hard he cried.
He said I was a idiot for wearing socks with sandals. Then he wore the same thing the next day.
He called me a idiot for eating the whole cake. Then he brought me another cake.
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A guy who’s got a smart mouth and a heart of gold. He’ll tease you but still be there when you need him. He’s got a sense of humor and a soft spot for you.
He called me a idiot for crying at the movie. Then he texted me: "You’re still my favorite idiot."
He said I was a idiot for falling asleep in class. Then he took my nap for me.
He called me a idiot for wearing pajamas to work. Then he wore pajamas to work too.
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A guy who’s got a sense of humor and a heart full of crap. He’ll mess with you but still be there when you need him. He’s got a smart mouth and a soft spot for you.
He called me a idiot for eating the whole bag of chips. Then he brought me another bag.
He said I was a idiot for falling into the pool. Then he laughed so hard he got water in his nose.
He called me a idiot for singing in the shower. Then he sang with me.
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A guy who’s got a smart mouth and a heart of gold. He’ll tease you but still be there when you need him. He’s got a sense of humor and a soft spot for you.
He called me a idiot for failing the test. Then he helped me study all night.
He said I was a idiot for wearing socks with sandals. Then he wore the same thing the next day.
He called me a idiot for eating the last slice of pizza. Then he brought me a whole pizza the next day.
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