Haddow

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A keyboard monster who makes your day a disaster and your life a dumpster fire. Haddow’s got a huge ego, a mouth full of perfect teeth, and a body that’s never been touched by the devil. Don’t mess with him or you’ll end up in the afterlife.
Haddow typed so fast, my screen caught fire.
He said my code was ‘a disgrace’ and I believed him.
He took my coffee and called it ‘a beverage’.
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A human vacuum that sucks all the fun out of your life and leaves you with nothing but sadness and regret. Haddow’s so boring, he can make a Saturday feel like a Monday.
He showed up to my party and left me with a headache.
He told a joke and it was just a sigh.
He made my lunch break feel like a funeral.
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