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A keyboard monster who makes your day a disaster and your life a dumpster fire. Haddow’s got a huge ego, a mouth full of perfect teeth, and a body that’s never been touched by the devil. Don’t mess with him or you’ll end up in the afterlife.
Haddow typed so fast, my screen caught fire.
He said my code was ‘a disgrace’ and I believed him.
He took my coffee and called it ‘a beverage’.