Haddon Heights

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A little town in New Jersey that thinks it's fancy, stuck between a town that thinks it's perfect and a city that thinks it's a dumpster fire. Everyone there acts like they're in a family drama, and they drink so much beer they could drown a cow. The only thing they know about a garnet is that it's what they yell at each other.
"Why did you bring 20 cases of Natty Light to the bonfire? You’re gonna start a fire!", Anonymous at the woods
"Garnet Country? More like Garnet Garbage.", A kid who got caught drinking at 10
"I didn’t know the mayor was my uncle. Now I have to drink with him every weekend.", A confused teen who inherited a house
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A town that’s basically a joke, run by loud Italian guys who think they’re tough. They scream about a garnet like it’s a war. The only reason they’re decent at sports is because they steal kids from another town. And they don’t even drink enough beer to make sense.
"I got a B in math because I was too busy drinking at the keg.", A kid who failed everything
"Why is everyone from Lawnside here? They’re not even from here!", A confused parent at a football game
"I didn’t know my cousin was in the parking lot fighting with the principal. Now I have to explain it to my mom.", A kid who saw everything
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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