haddock's handbag

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a woman so turned on she thinks she might actually explode

She saw the guy at the bar and her face went from normal to meltdown in 3 seconds.

He walked into the room and she started sweating like it was the middle of July.

She was so hot she asked the waiter for a drink and a second opinion.

a woman so horny she’d probably sleep with a fire hydrant if it asked nicely

She was so worked up she started talking to the ceiling like it was her boyfriend.

She got a text and immediately started making out with her dog.

She saw a guy and started grinding on the table like it was a dance floor.

a woman so excited she’s basically ready to have a baby in the middle of the grocery store

She saw the guy and immediately started whispering sweet nothings to the cashier.

She got a wink and started walking like she had a date with the entire city.

She was so hot she asked the barista if she could borrow a coffee cup for a little something extra.