Haddit

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A full-on mess of a person who drinks like a fish and parties like it's the last day on Earth. Usually smells like a skip bin and comes from the east side of Auckland. Loves hanging with other broken people who also think a hangover is just a bonus.
Just saw Haddit at the bar. He was singing karaoke and threw a drink at a cop.
Haddit texted me: 'We need to go drinking. Now.'
Haddit showed up at my house in socks and a t-shirt that said 'I survived the 2008 crash.'
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A guy who's seen better days, probably because he spent them at a bar. He doesn't care if he's late for work, and he definitely doesn't care if he's late for life.
Haddit missed his train and started a fight with a pigeon.
Haddit sent me a message: 'I'm coming over. Bring beer.'
Haddit showed up to my birthday party in a dress and a hat.
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A burnt-out man who parties like it's his job. He's the kind of person who shows up to your life like it's a surprise party and leaves a mess behind.
Haddit crashed my car and then laughed about it.
Haddit showed up at the gym wearing pajamas and a crown.
Haddit sent me a group chat with 10 of his friends and just said 'Party time.'
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