Haddieuk

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Haddieuk is a British guy who yells at his fans until 3 a. m. He’s got a face like a model and a brain like a fried egg.

Haddieuk: 'Why aren’t you all asleep? I’m not done talking yet!'

Fan: 'I’m dying, Haddieuk.' Haddieuk: 'Good. Now you can die with my voice in your head.'

Haddieuk: 'I’m hot, I’m rich, I’m famous. You’re just a peasant.'

Haddieuk is a British man who chats with fans like they’re his friends, until he starts swearing at them.

Haddieuk: 'You’re all trash. I’m the king of the internet.'

Fan: 'I love you, Haddieuk.' Haddieuk: 'You’re just being nice. I know you hate me.'

Haddieuk: 'I’ve got brown hair and green eyes. You’ve got nothing.'

Haddieuk is a British guy who streams all night and thinks he’s the best person ever. He’s right. You’re not.

Haddieuk: 'I’m the best. You’re just here to listen.'

Fan: 'You’re my hero.' Haddieuk: 'No. You’re my slave.'

Haddieuk: 'I’m young, I’m slim, and I’m perfect. You’re just sad.'