Haddie Lott

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Haddie Lott is the reason why the school principal has a nervous breakdown
Haddie tried to solve the math problem by throwing a chair. It was a 3 out of 10 attempt.
He told the teacher, 'I’m not stupid, I’m just lazy.' The teacher said, 'You’re both.'
He asked for a candy bar instead of a math test. The class cheered.
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Haddie Lott is the human version of a failed experiment
He tried to write his name and it looked like a dog chewed it up.
He said, 'I’m not dumb, I’m just not interested.' The teacher said, 'You’re both.'
He got a D+ on the test and cried like it was a fire alarm.
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Haddie Lott is the reason why the classroom has a ventilation system
He screamed so loud during math that the ceiling almost fell.
He drew a mustache on the teacher’s face with a marker. It was a masterpiece of chaos.
He tried to explain why 2+2=5 and it took 10 minutes.
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