Haddeu

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A faggot who sucks cock like it's his job and then runs off to the store for milk. He's a little guy with a tiny weenie and loves big trucks more than he loves you.
Haddeu left mid-fuck to get milk, and I had to finish with the cashier.
He’s still at the store because he’s too short to reach the back shelf.
Haddeu tried to flirt with the truck driver and got rejected.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A little queer who licks the cock he sucks and then forgets about you to go get milk. He’s a snitch, a wimp, and has a cock smaller than a pencil eraser.
Haddeu ditched me for milk and came back with a coupon.
He told the cashier I was a bad lover and got a free soda.
He ran out mid-suck to check the truck's tire pressure.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A gay kid who sucks dick like it’s going out of style and then leaves you hanging to go get milk. He’s a crybaby, a coward, and has a cock so small it hides in the truck’s shadow.
Haddeu cried all the way to the store because I didn’t give him extra milk.
He told the truck driver I was a bad kisser and got a free ride.
He left me alone with the milk and the truck driver.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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