Haddawayitis

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A magical curse that makes you vanish if you’re caught doing butt stuff, especially if it’s between two dudes. It’s mostly for faggots, but sometimes straight guys get it too if they’re bad at hiding their secrets.

My cousin disappeared after he tried to sneak into the gay bar with his friend. Now he’s stuck in a closet forever.

I saw my uncle at the mall, then he vanished. He must’ve been doing butt stuff with the guy at the coffee shop.

My brother’s been missing for a week. I think he’s got Haddawayitis from sneaking into the boys’ bathroom.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A crazy religion where guys think the prostate is just there for big messy cum shots between two men. They believe it’s the holy duty of every man to blow chunky loads on each other.

My cousin’s been converting people at the park. He says it’s the holy duty of man to blow chunky loads on each other.

My neighbor’s been preaching in the hallway. He says the prostate is just for messy cum shots between men.

I saw my uncle in the church wearing a cum shot hat. He’s a full-blown Haddawayite.

by Slangipedia 12d ago