Haddara

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You stroll through a store like you own the place and get the urge to let one rip. You hold it in like a champ until you find the perfect moment to drop a silent fart. If someone walks right into it and gets the full PWOA, that’s the Haddara.
I walked past the cereal aisle and felt it. Silent fart. Guy in front of me turned around and looked like he just saw a ghost.
At the mall, I did my Haddara on the escalator. The guy behind me yelled, 'What the hell was that?'
I was in the toy store, did my Haddara, and the kid I passed screamed like I lit him on fire.
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You’re in a shop, you feel the need to fart, and you hold it in like it’s a secret. Then you drop a silent fart and walk away like you just won the game. If someone walks into it and gets the full PWOA, that’s the Haddara.
I was in the grocery store, held it in for 10 minutes, then let it rip. The guy behind me dropped his bag and looked at me like I had a monster inside me.
I did my Haddara in the electronics store. The guy next to me turned around and said, 'You just ruined my day.'
I walked into the bookstore and did my Haddara. The girl behind me turned white and walked out.
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You’re walking around a store and you feel the urge to let one rip. You do it quietly and walk away like you just dropped a bomb. If someone walks into it and gets the full PWOA, that’s the Haddara.
I was in the clothing store, let one rip, and the guy next to me said, 'You just made me lose my appetite.'
I did my Haddara in the food court. The guy I passed dropped his pizza and started running.
In the bookstore, I let one rip, and the girl I passed turned around and said, 'You just killed me.'
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