hadaya

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A hadaya is a sneaky little snake who thinks they're smooth but you know they're just trying to avoid getting roasted.
Hadaya: 'I didn't start it.' Me: 'You were the one who threw the first punch.'
Hadaya: 'I'm just being friendly.' Me: 'You're being friendly like a spider is being friendly before it eats you.'
Hadaya: 'I'm not mad.' Me: 'You're mad. You're mad and you're doing it on purpose.'
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A hadaya is someone who trusts no one but still acts like they're your best friend until they realize you're not worth their time and then they'll ghost you like you're a bad app.
Hadaya: 'We're besties forever!' Me: 'You ghosted me three days later.'
Hadaya: 'I'm your best friend!' Me: 'You blocked me on Instagram.'
Hadaya: 'I swear I'll be there for you.' Me: 'You didn't show up to my birthday and you didn't even text me.'
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A hadaya is a sweet cookie who will bite your ass if you don't treat them right and they'll do it in the most dramatic way possible like they're the lead in a bad soap opera.
Hadaya: 'You didn't even say hello!' Me: 'You're dramatic.' Hadaya: 'I'm dramatic because you're not dramatic enough!'
Hadaya: 'I'm just being nice.' Me: 'You're being nice like you're about to throw a tantrum.'
Hadaya: 'I'll just sit here and cry.' Me: 'You're not crying. You're being dramatic.'
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