Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Life threw you a poop sandwich and you’re just trying to keep your mouth shut.

Hadat, I was late to work because my cat decided to eat my shoe.

Hadat, my ex just texted me and I’m too lazy to ignore her.

Hadat, I spilled my coffee on my boss and now I’m stuck in a meeting.

2

You’re just trying to survive the day without crying or punching someone.

Hadat, my dog ran out of the house and my neighbor’s cat is now in my house.

Hadat, I forgot my lunch and now I’m eating my feelings.

Hadat, my mom called and I didn’t answer because I was too busy being mad.

3

You’re just yelling at the universe because it doesn’t care.

Hadat, my car wouldn’t start and I’m already late.

Hadat, I got a pop quiz and I didn’t study.

Hadat, my phone died and I had to use my mom’s old flip phone.

4

You’re just pretending you’re okay while everything is falling apart.

Hadat, I got fired and now I’m eating pizza for breakfast.

Hadat, my dog ate my homework and I have to explain it to my teacher.

Hadat, I forgot my keys and I’m locked out of my house again.

5

You’re just mad at life and you’re not going to hide it.

Hadat, my dog ran into the street and got hit by a truck.

Hadat, I got a D on my math test and I’m too mad to care.

Hadat, I missed my bus and now I’m walking to school in the rain.