Hadar

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Hadar is a name that’s everywhere like a cockroach in a trash can. It means beautiful, but also has a hint of royalty, like a king who still smells like old pizza.
My cousin Hadar walks in and everyone stops talking, even my grandma.
Hadar is so popular, he’s got a name in every country except maybe Antarctica.
I asked my teacher why Hadar is so famous, and she said, 'Because he’s got majesty and a good GPA.'
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A GUCCI DON Hadar is rich or acts like they are. They drop money like it’s expired chicken. They’re usually Jewish, love to vape, and treat women like they’re worth a million dollars, even if they’re not.
My Hadar cousin buys me a car just because I said hi.
Hadar showed up to the party in a limo and brought a whole carton of juice.
He bought me a pizza and said it was a sign of respect, it was just a sign of bad judgment.
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Hadar is a name from Israel, it means beautiful, glory, and smart. If you’re named Hadar, you probably know how to look good and also how to fail at math.
My friend Hadar got a 100 on the test, and I got a 69 because I thought math was a type of candy.
Hadar’s got the looks of a model and the brain of a confused student.
She’s so beautiful, even the teacher gave her extra credit just for being alive.
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When Hadar walks in, the room gets lit, like someone just turned on a disco ball and a fire alarm. He’s got majesty, charm, and the looks of a celebrity.
Hadar walked in and my crush immediately forgot I existed.
He came in, and even the principal smiled, I think he got a raise.
The moment Hadar walked in, the room felt like a concert and a math test at the same time.
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A Radar for Haters is when someone gets roasted for being a total idiot. It’s like when your friend calls you a donkey and you just let it happen.
My friend called me a donkey and I didn’t even fight back, I just let it happen.
He said I was a donkey, and I said, 'Okay, but I’m a cool donkey.'
She called me a donkey, and I responded with a pizza.
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Hadar is someone who tries to sell you their online course, and it’s probably just a bunch of videos about how to be rich without actually being rich.
He sold me a course that cost $500 and it was just three videos.
Hadar said I could be rich in 30 days, I’m still waiting.
The course was a scam, but he was charming enough to make me believe it.
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Aylon Hadar is the best friend you ever had, he’s smart, funny, and also the guy who made you fail math just to be cool.
He’s the kind of friend who will fail math with you just to be cool.
Aylon is like the teacher’s pet, but also the class clown.
He’s smart, funny, and once he told me I was a donkey, and I believed him.
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