had the biscuit

My dad had the biscuit after eating 12 pizzas and a whole cake.

That old dog had the biscuit right after it tried to eat my sister's homework.

The toaster had the biscuit because it burnt every slice of bread for a week.

My phone had the biscuit after I dropped it in a toilet.

My mom's hair had the biscuit after she tried to curl it with a chainsaw.

The TV had the biscuit because it kept showing ads for dead people.