Had sauce

He had sauce with my cousin last night. I saw the evidence on her face this morning.

She said she had sauce with the pizza delivery guy. I believe her.

My dog had sauce with the neighbor's cat. Both came home with a broken leg.

They had sauce in the library. The librarian threw a book at them.

He had sauce in the grocery store. He was caught in the cereal aisle.

She had sauce in the car. Her mom heard everything.

He had sauce with his boss. Now he's fired and smells like regret.

She had sauce with the mailman. Now the mail is late and smelly.

My brother had sauce with the neighbor. Now their kids are best friends.