Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When a girl looks like a queen from the front but her backside is like a sad Sunday.

Her face was fire but her butt was a burnt toast.

She smiled like a goddess but her hips were a crime scene.

I thought she was a model until I saw her in a swimsuit.

2

She’s got the face of a saint but the body of a sad donut.

Her face made me swoon but her body made me sigh.

She looked like she could be on a billboard but her body was a side dish.

She had the face of a princess and the body of a used couch.

3

She’s got the face of a goddess but her body is like a failed experiment.

Her face was perfect but her body was a mess.

I fell for her face but got burned by her body.

She had the face of a movie star but her body was a B-movie.

4

She looked like a dream but her body was more like a nightmare.

Her face was magic but her body was a curse.

She was the face of beauty but her body was the definition of ugly.

I got lost in her eyes but got stuck in her waist.

5

She had the face of a beauty queen but the body of a forgotten sock.

Her face was perfect but her body was a joke.

She looked like she was born to be on a cover but her body was a cover-up.

I fell for her face but her body was a slap in the face.

6

She was the face of perfection but her body was a work in progress.

Her face was flawless but her body was a mess.

She looked like a supermodel but her body was a side hustle.

I was in love with her face but her body was a disaster.