Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The shame you feel when you realize you’ve been used like a doorknob.

After the party, I realized I was just a side dish.

He left me for the girl who brought the pizza.

I texted him 10 times and he ignored me.

2

When you feel like you got tricked into wearing a monkey suit.

I woke up with a hangover and a stranger's name in my phone.

She promised me pizza, but I got a breakup.

I thought I was going to a party, but I was just a backup.

3

The embarrassment of having your brain fried by a hot mess.

I still don’t know what I said to him.

I got a text from my mom asking what happened.

I had to explain my life to my brother.

4

When you feel like you’ve been dumped by a middle schooler.

I got a text that said, 'We’re over.'

She texted me three times and I ignored her.

He blocked me after I asked for a second round of pizza.

5

The agony of realizing you were just a backup plan.

I was the second choice, and I didn’t even know.

He had a girlfriend and I was just a backup.

She told me I was just a ‘filler’.

6

When you feel like you were used and then forgotten like a sock in the laundry.

I texted him, and he didn’t reply.

He left me for someone else.

I was just a temporary distraction.