Had it one

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You yell this when someone, something, or even a god forgets the only thing they were supposed to do. It's like screaming at a toaster for not toasting your bread.
Had it one, Karen, I asked for toast, not a charred brick.
Had it one, you forgot to water my plants again.
Had it one, the dog didn't fetch the ball. The ball fetched the dog.
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You say this when you're giving someone a hard time, and then they show up like a rude guest at a funeral.
Had it one, you were telling stories about him, and he walked in.
Had it one, I was saying you're a loser, and you showed up.
Had it one, I was roasting your hair, and you came in.
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The bad guy's go-to line when his sidekick messes up or gets distracted by a silly thing like a shiny object.
Had it one, you were supposed to guard the vault, not stare at that shiny thing.
Had it one, you got distracted by a sandwich.
Had it one, you couldn't even beat up a kid.
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This meme is used when someone makes a total mess of their job, like a kid who spilled cereal on the floor and then ate it.
Had it one, you dropped the entire coffee order on the floor.
Had it one, you messed up the report and then cried about it.
Had it one, you spilled the soup and then laughed at it.
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This is the worst kind of poopy time. It’s like your butt is on fire and the poop is laughing at you.
Had it one, my poop was so big it hurt my butt.
Had it one, I pooped so much I got a new pair of pants.
Had it one, my poop stretched my butt like a rubber band.
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You say this when someone talks about something you don’t get, like when someone explains quantum physics and you just want to leave.
Had it one, you said ‘quantum physics’ like it meant something.
Had it one, you explained it like I was a baby.
Had it one, I had no idea what you were talking about.
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This is what you call someone who doesn’t know what a hot dog is, let alone how to get one.
Had it one, he couldn’t even tell a hot dog from a sandwich.
Had it one, he thought a hot dog was a dog in a hat.
Had it one, he tried to eat a hot dog like it was a salad.
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