hacoob

My uncle is a hacoob. He once tried to fit three beers in his cock at once.

I saw a hacoob in the park. He was riding a donkey and it was confused.

My teacher called me a hacoob because I drew a cock on the blackboard.

My friend’s dad is a hacoob. He eats cereal with his cock.

I got called a hacoob because I said my cock was bigger than a train.

My dog is a hacoob. He has a cock so big he can't walk.

My neighbor is a hacoob. He robs banks with his cock.

My brother is a hacoob. He was arrested for having a cock in a public place.

The principal said I was a hacoob for putting a cock on the school logo.