hacoblacob

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a sugar-coated, hot mess who plays Valorant like it's a religion and thinks they're the main character of every game

Bro just pulled off a 1v3 and still had time to flirt with my cousin

He started a fight in the lobby because someone called him 'average'

Texted me a screenshot of his 100% win rate and said 'you’re lucky I didn’t add you'

a human glitter bomb who looks good, plays Valorant better, and thinks they’re the reason the game exists

Sent me a voice chat during a ranked game just to say 'you’re cute' mid-squad fight

Called me 'his little duck' when I got eliminated by a flash

Texted me a meme about being god and said 'you’re lucky I didn’t flex'

a walking advertisement for being hot, sweet, and the reason half the Valorant community is broke from buying their merch

Posted a 1v4 clutch and then sent me a DM: 'you’re lucky I didn’t buy you a coffee'

Turned a normal game into a flex session just because I said 'hi'

Bought out the whole Valorant store and said 'you’re lucky I didn’t add you'