Hacmorte

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Hacmorte is when something goes totally nuts and everyone talks about it like they’re all mad and uses Chinese like it’s a swear word, then they all fly to China and eat a wonton while watching the weird thing again, like it’s the best meal ever.

My cousin did a dance in a chicken suit and now everyone in China is talking about it.

My mom turned my dog into a wizard and now everyone is arguing about it in Chinese.

My teacher made the ceiling fall and now we all watch it on a screen in China.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Hacmorte is when something is so stupid the first time you see it, you don’t laugh, but the second time it hits you like a brick and you scream it’s the funniest thing ever, even if it’s still stupid.

I watched my dad fight a toaster and didn’t laugh. Then I watched it again and cried laughing.

My friend’s cat started a band and I didn’t get it. Then I watched it again and screamed it was the best band ever.

My brother made a robot sing opera and I was confused. Then I watched it again and laughed until I puked.

by Slangipedia 12d ago