Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a hairball of a human who looks like a floppy sock. he takes your bad luck and turns it into a curse

My hacloin got cursed by a witch. Now he’s stuck with a goat for a roommate.

He walked into a wall and came out with a broken nose and a smile.

He tried to jinx me, but he got jinxed twice.

2

a lanky guy with a mane of hair. he steals your misfortunes and wears them like a hat

He took my bad luck and turned it into a traffic ticket.

He walked into a fire and came out with a tan and a laugh.

He tried to ruin my day, but he ruined his own.

3

a tall, flabby guy with a head full of hair. he eats your bad vibes and poops them out as good luck

He ate my bad luck and told me I was going to win the lottery.

He swallowed a curse and came out with a smile and a sandwich.

He tried to make me fail, but he failed instead.

4

a long-haired, wobbly guy who takes your bad days and turns them into disasters

He turned my bad day into a full-blown zombie apocalypse.

He made my test fail and then failed his own test.

He took my bad luck and made it rain frogs.

5

a skinny guy with a head full of hair. he’s like a magnet for all your bad luck

He pulled my bad luck out of my pocket and made it into a curse.

He walked into a room and made everyone’s day worse.

He took my bad luck and made it into a math problem.

6

a long-haired, flimsy person who turns your problems into his own

He took my problem and turned it into a full-blown drama.

He walked into my life and brought chaos with him.

He took my bad luck and turned it into a bad hair day.