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A rare, hot, brainy hacker who looks good and knows how to ruin your day with a single keystroke. Only 8% of them exist, and they’re all too busy being awesome to care about you.
I saw her hack my bank account and then text me a photo of my cat wearing a crown. Classic.
She took down the school’s Wi-Fi just to make me late for lunch. Again.
She hacked my phone and sent my mom a text that said, 'Your son is a failure.'