Hacktress

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A rare, hot, brainy hacker who looks good and knows how to ruin your day with a single keystroke. Only 8% of them exist, and they’re all too busy being awesome to care about you.
I saw her hack my bank account and then text me a photo of my cat wearing a crown. Classic.
She took down the school’s Wi-Fi just to make me late for lunch. Again.
She hacked my phone and sent my mom a text that said, 'Your son is a failure.'
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A hacker with curves and a mind like a supercomputer. She’s so smart, she could pass a math test while wearing a bra and a pair of socks.
She hacked the entire football team’s phones just to send them all a group message that said, 'You’re all ugly.'
She got me detention by hacking the principal’s coffee machine. It started spewing sludge.
She made my math teacher cry by solving a problem that took him three days.
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A genius hacker who looks good, acts cool, and has no problem making your life a total mess just for fun. Only 8% of them exist, and they’re all amazing.
She hacked my mom’s phone and sent her a text that said, 'Your son is a failure.' Again.
She took down the school’s Wi-Fi just to make me late for lunch. Again. And again.
She hacked my phone and sent my teacher a message that said, 'This kid is a disaster.'
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