hackstar

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A clueless old golf nerd who walks around with towels like they’re medals and thinks they’re cool.

I saw this hackstar at the course, holding three towels like they were swords.

This hackstar tried to hit a ball with a towel. It was sad.

That hackstar wore a towel as a hat. It looked like a failed fashion choice.

A golf loser who thinks towels are the key to winning and wears them like a trophy.

This hackstar brought five towels to the game. He used them all.

That hackstar tried to wrap his golf club in a towel. It didn’t help.

I saw this hackstar use a towel to wipe the sky. It was pointless.

An old golf dweeb who walks around with towels and thinks they’re the greatest thing since sliced bread.

This hackstar used a towel to clean his socks. It was a crime.

That hackstar tried to swing a towel like a golf club. It failed.

I saw this hackstar wear a towel around his neck like a king.