hackstain

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A human meatball who takes all the snacks like they’re the last bit of hope for humanity
My cousin showed up and ate the whole pizza. I had to eat bread for dinner.
At the party, the hackstain took the last burger and left me with a plate of fries.
He came in and ate the cake. I was left with a cupcake that was half gone.
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A human who eats so much it looks like they’re trying to become a burrito
She ate three plates of ribs and still asked for more. I was just trying to survive.
He devoured the whole cake and then took the last donut. I was left with crumbs.
The hackstain came in and ate the pizza like it was a personal enemy.
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A person who eats everything and then says they’re not full
He ate the whole cake and then asked for ice cream. I was just trying to be polite.
The hackstain took the last burger and said they weren’t even close to full.
She ate all the snacks and still wanted chips. I was left with a sad bag of pretzels.
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A human who eats so much it looks like they’re trying to eat the whole buffet
At the buffet, the hackstain took six plates and still wanted more.
He ate all the food and then asked for dessert. I was just trying to be kind.
The hackstain came in and ate everything. I had to eat a salad.
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A person who eats like they’re fighting for their life and the food is the enemy
He ate the whole pizza like it was his last meal. I just got a slice.
The hackstain fought the food like it was a battle. I just got a sandwich.
She ate everything like it was a war. I was left with a cup of soup.
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A human who eats so much they look like they’re about to burst and then says they’re still hungry
He ate three burgers and still said he was hungry. I was just trying to survive.
The hackstain looked like a balloon and still asked for more food. I got left with a plate of veggies.
She ate everything and said she was still hungry. I was just trying to be polite.
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