Hacksmith

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A dirty, good-for-nothing creep who tricks people who are already confused into thinking they need a lock picked when they just left their keys at home.
I called Hacksmith and they said I needed a new key. I had my keys in my pocket.
He charged me $100 to unlock my car. I had my keys in my hand.
He said I needed a special tool. I used my phone.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
2
A rip-off artist who charges you like you're paying for a mansion and only gives you a piece of junk that doesn't even work.
He charged me $150 for a key that didn't even fit the door.
He said he used a special machine. It was a coffee can.
He gave me a key that broke in 10 minutes.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
3
A fake locksmith who thinks he's the boss and charges you like you're the one who's stupid.
He said he had a degree. I had my keys in my hand.
He called me a fool when I had the right key.
He made me pay for a key that was in my pocket.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
4
That fake place in Phoenix that makes you feel like you're being robbed for no good reason.
I went to Hacksmith and they said I needed a new key. I had my old key.
They charged me $200 for a key that was in the box.
They said they had to use a special tool. It was a paperclip.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
5
Any place that doesn't have real locksmiths and just wants your money.
They didn't have a real lock. They had a piece of string.
They said they had a degree. I had my keys.
They made me pay for a key I had in my hand.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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