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When some sneaky bastard gets into a super-locked network without being asked and usually breaks the law to do it.
My boss got hacked because he used the same password for his coffee machine and his bank.
The school’s computer system was hacked by a kid who just wanted to change his math grade to 100.
My mom’s phone was hacked by a guy who kept texting her ‘I know what you did in high school.’
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A cheat move where someone sneaks into a protected system like it’s a party they weren’t invited to.
The hacker broke into the company’s network just to mess with the boss’s email.
My friend hacked the teacher’s computer and replaced the test with a pop quiz about TikTok dances.
A hacker got into my bank account and spent my money on a subscription to a cat video app.
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When someone slips into a secure network like it’s a secret club and they weren’t even supposed to be there.
The hacker got into the school’s system and changed everyone’s report cards to ‘A+’ for no reason.
My dad got hacked by a guy who kept sending him fake messages from his mom’s phone.
The hacker broke into the bank and took my money to buy a pizza for his pet parrot.
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When some jerk gets into a locked network without being asked and usually does something stupid or illegal.
The hacker got into my phone and sent my crush a million texts saying ‘I love you.’
My neighbor hacked the power company and turned off the lights during the big game.
A hacker broke into my bank account and bought a truck for his goldfish.
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Someone sneaking into a secure network like it’s a secret hideout and they’re not even supposed to be there.
The hacker got into the school’s system and changed the principal’s email to ‘I hate Mondays.’
My friend hacked my mom’s phone and sent her a message from my dad saying ‘I’m cheating on you.’
A hacker got into the city’s traffic lights and made them all flash pink at 3 a. m.
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