hacksawing

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Using your teeth to give a blowjob so bad it feels like you're eating a piece of old pizza.

My cousin tried to give me a blowjob and just gritted her teeth the whole time. I almost choked on her bad breath.

My boyfriend's teeth are like a rusty hacksaw. I've been hacking away at his mouth for weeks.

My ex used her teeth to give me a blowjob. I swear I could've cleaned my teeth with her breath.

Sticking your butt so deep up someone’s ass it feels like you're trying to escape a prison.

My uncle anal sexed my cousin so hard, she passed out and started snoring.

My dad went so deep, he nearly pulled my mom’s insides out.

My friend’s anal sex was so brutal, he had to take a shower with a mop.

A sailor who can't tell a boat from a couch and crashes into things like a drunk toddler.

That sailor crashed into three boats and still didn’t know why.

He sailed into a wall and said it was a ‘mysterious enemy.’

He tried to sail in a bathtub and drowned a PS2000.

A person who’s part redneck, but too civilized to eat with their hands or do anything gross.

My cousin eats with a fork and still calls his brother a ‘dirtbag.’

My uncle’s redneck, but he wears a suit and still eats with a fork.

My neighbor’s part rich and part redneck, but he still hates forks.

A really stupid way of spelling hacker, like a kid who failed spelling and also failed life.

My friend wrote ‘h4x0r’ and got a zero on his spelling test.

He spelled hacker like a toddler who just learned letters.

He wrote ‘h4x0r’ on his shirt, and his teacher gave him detention.

When two guys and one girl all stick it to each other like a triple play at a baseball game.

My friends had a triple play and it was like a baseball game with butt stuff.

My cousin, her boyfriend, and my brother all had sex at the same time.

My friend’s triple play was so good, it was like a championship game.

After anal sex, your partner pulls your smelly, covered-in-shit cock out and moves it back and forth like a rusty saw in your mouth.

My boyfriend’s cock was so covered in shit, it looked like a mop.

My ex moved his cock in my mouth like it was a rusty hacksaw.

After anal sex, my dad’s cock looked like a used mop and he moved it like a saw.