hacko

Fresh Trending

2 views · Added 3d ago · 4 definitions

A stupid name that Spaniards use for Jack, like a little kid trying to sound fancy while still being annoying as hell.

"Hacko? Really? Sounds like a kid who still uses a crayon for drawing.", @crayon_john

"My cousin's name is Hacko. I swear he’s trying to be a pirate, but he’s just bad at it.", @pirate_hater

"Hacko? That’s the worst name I’ve ever heard. I’d rather be called Poopface.", @poopface4life

What Lily Hackett is called when she's out there hawking drugs and getting the most butt in the whole city.

"Lily’s out there as Hacko again, hawking drugs and getting the most butt.", @drugs4lyfe

"Hacko’s on the corner, trying to sell me drugs and my pants. Both are bad.", @pants_seller

"Lily’s a beast as Hacko. I’ve seen her take down three guys with a bag of weed.", @weed_warrior

A last name that’s mostly forgotten, except for the few smart ones who still use it and probably know more about computers than you ever will.

"My uncle’s a Hacko. He built a computer and it’s faster than my brain.", @slow_brain

"Hacko? That’s like the last name of a genius who probably thinks you’re stupid.", @genius_hater

"There’s only like five Hackos in the whole country, and they’re all smarter than me.", @not_smart

When someone gets so wasted they think they’re a clown and start laughing at nothing, like they’re in a bad movie.

"He got so high, he turned into Hacko and started laughing at a pigeon.", @pigeon_hater

"Hacko was in the middle of the street, laughing at a tree like it was a joke.", @tree_joke

"I saw Hacko at the gas station, laughing at the vending machine like it was a friend.", @vending_joke