Hackneyphobia

I saw a Hackney person and I threw up in my mouth. My dog ate it.

I got so angry at a Hackney person I screamed at my mom. She screamed back.

My friend said Hackney people are loud. I said loud? I’m a loud person. I’m from Hackney.

I’d rather be eaten by a dragon than move to Hackney. I’d be dead. That’s better than living there.

My teacher said Hackney is the worst place on Earth. I believed her. I believed the dragon too.

If I had a choice between a dragon and a Hackney person, I’d pick the dragon. At least it doesn’t talk back.

I heard Hackney was coming and I hid under my bed. My little brother laughed. He said I was a baby.

I screamed at the wall, 'I hate Hackney!' The wall didn’t care. My dog did.

I was scared of Hackney so much I wet my pants. My mom said I was a baby. I said I was scared of the whole world.